{"id":108,"date":"2017-09-19T13:51:33","date_gmt":"2017-09-19T11:51:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/victormartineznavarro.wordpress.com\/?p=108"},"modified":"2017-09-19T13:51:33","modified_gmt":"2017-09-19T11:51:33","slug":"lamentable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/victormartineznavarro.es\/?p=108","title":{"rendered":"Lamentable"},"content":{"rendered":"

Lista de cosas lamentables<\/span><\/p>\n

-Que la gente haga ruido excesivo en las bibliotecas. Lo de que cualquier ruido es excesivo lo dejo para otro d\u00eda. S\u00ed, en plan se\u00f1ora mayor del bus.<\/span><\/p>\n

-Que cada vez hayan mejores carreteras y peores aceras. No sabemos andar y ya pensamos en correr.<\/span><\/p>\n

-Aparcar en minusv\u00e1lidos sin serlo.<\/span><\/p>\n

-Tropezar con la misma piedra. Tropezar sin piedra.<\/span><\/p>\n

-Los cargadores de Apple.<\/span><\/p>\n

-La traici\u00f3n. La traici\u00f3n injustificada.<\/span><\/p>\n

-Una venganza servida caliente. Camarero, hay una mosca en mi plato.<\/span><\/p>\n

-Ponerse guapo para la foto de la orla, como si fuese algo importante, y no haber entrado a un 40% de las clases.<\/span><\/p>\n

-Saltar cuando cre\u00edas que el Dj meter\u00eda el drop solo porque quieres que la gente vea que lo pasas bien y en realidad no tienes ni idea. No saltar ni pasarlo bien por estar grabando.<\/span><\/p>\n

-Ser cruel con quien no sigue las modas. Hijo de puta, si sabes que dentro de unos a\u00f1os eso ser\u00e1 moda y t\u00fa lo llevar\u00e1s puesto. \u00bfQu\u00e9 mierda criticas?<\/span><\/p>\n

-Escribir porque mi ordenador est\u00e1 sin bater\u00eda y no por necesidad, h\u00e1bito o inspiraci\u00f3n divina.<\/span><\/p>\n

-Hacer una mierda de lista de cosas lamentables por no dedicar tiempo a escribir algo mejor.<\/span><\/p>\n

-No saber escribir algo mejor.<\/span><\/p>\n

-Utilizar esta l\u00edneas para gritar lo que puede ser susurrado. Que nadie lo escuche.<\/span><\/p>\n

Pero sin duda lo m\u00e1s lamentable es pronunciar el nombre de la comida preferida de Naruto, con acento chino, y a\u00f1adirle la palabra mesa en ingl\u00e9s pero dicha seg\u00fan se escribe.<\/span><\/p>\n

Eso es lo m\u00e1s lamentable.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Lista de cosas lamentables -Que la gente haga ruido excesivo en las bibliotecas. Lo de que cualquier ruido es excesivo 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