{"id":120,"date":"2018-01-02T12:55:08","date_gmt":"2018-01-02T11:55:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/victormartineznavarro.wordpress.com\/?p=120"},"modified":"2018-01-02T12:55:08","modified_gmt":"2018-01-02T11:55:08","slug":"despropositos-de-ano-nuevo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/victormartineznavarro.es\/?p=120","title":{"rendered":"Desprop\u00f3sitos de a\u00f1o nuevo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align:justify;\"><span class=\"s1\">La resaca. Dormir poco y tener que limpiar. Volver a ensuciar por culpa de la resaca. (Exacto).<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align:justify;\"><span class=\"s1\">Los viajes de vuelta. Dar una vuelta entera cuando aquel hit del verano dec\u00eda claramente \u201cda media vuelta, danza kuduro\u201d.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align:justify;\"><span class=\"s1\">Las uvas, 12 o las que te quepan en la boca. Admiraci\u00f3n a los que retan al infortunio con Lacasitos, M&amp;ms o aceitunas. Admiraci\u00f3n plus extra gran reserva a estos \u00faltimos si adem\u00e1s son con hueso.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align:justify;\"><span class=\"s1\">El cotill\u00f3n. Lo compras, te sobra. No lo tienes, te falta. Por eso su nombre, por esa innecesidad tan necesaria.\u00a0 Como meterte en la vida de los dem\u00e1s y opinar. Porque si solo larga y no opina no es un cotill\u00f3n, solo es un cotilla de pacotilla. Toma, primera rima del a\u00f1o. #NeoPoesia.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align:justify;\"><span class=\"s1\">Tener calor en el trayecto que va de diciembre a enero. De las mejores inocentadas que se han visto nunca. Que igual no es para tom\u00e1rselo a broma y esto del cambio clim\u00e1tico se nos va de las manos. Justo por eso es una inocentada, porque despu\u00e9s del puteo siempre hay venganza. Y no existe venganza m\u00e1s dura que la de una madre (Naturaleza, en este caso).<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align:justify;\"><span class=\"s1\">Los negros. Las putas. Los maricones (ojito porque si eres transexual hetero tambi\u00e9n eres maric\u00f3n, no te relajes princesa). Los moros. Los retrasados. Las mujeres. Y un largo etc\u00e9tera. No, los desprop\u00f3sitos no sois vosotros ni los mil y un nombres con los que se os conoce. El \u00fanico desprop\u00f3sito es que os haya tocado convivir con partes de la sociedad que, por suerte, cada vez son m\u00e1s peque\u00f1as pero que, por desgracia, hacen demasiado ruido. Shut up moth***ers! La resistencia viene con m\u00e1s fuerza y gusto que la de aquella lejana galaxia. No est\u00e1is sol@s.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align:justify;\"><span class=\"s1\">Los pol\u00edticos.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align:justify;\"><span class=\"s1\">No luchar por los sue\u00f1os. No luchar por tus putos sue\u00f1os. En este sentido el desprop\u00f3sito king es el conformismo (como te odio hijo del demonio). Ojal\u00e1 se le hayan atragantado las uvas. Aunque pens\u00e1ndolo mejor seguro que pasa de la tradici\u00f3n y se conforma con el a\u00f1o que le toque vivir, sin demasiadas expectativas.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align:justify;\"><span class=\"s1\">En fin, hasta aqu\u00ed una lista de desprop\u00f3sitos de a\u00f1o nuevo. No ser\u00e1 complicado para el lector diferenciar entre los serios y los c\u00f3micos. \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 juntarlos? \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 no escribir \u00fanicamente sobre temas que necesitan todo el foco de atenci\u00f3n sobre ellos y no deben mezclarse con humor? Pues ver\u00e1, el motivo radica \u00fanica y exclusivamente en el siguiente desprop\u00f3sito. Uno bastante grande y no s\u00f3lo de altura.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p4\" style=\"text-align:justify;\"><span class=\"s1\">Yo.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p4\" style=\"text-align:justify;\"><span class=\"s1\">Feliz (d)a\u00f1o nuevo.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La resaca. Dormir poco y tener que limpiar. Volver a ensuciar por culpa de la resaca. (Exacto). 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