{"id":16,"date":"2017-02-03T20:35:00","date_gmt":"2017-02-03T19:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/victormartineznavarro.wordpress.com\/?p=16"},"modified":"2017-02-03T20:35:00","modified_gmt":"2017-02-03T19:35:00","slug":"oda-a-lo-absurdo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/victormartineznavarro.es\/?p=16","title":{"rendered":"Oda a lo absurdo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align:justify;\"><em>\u00abTodos en pie, entra en la sala el honorable juez Winchester McRockefeler\u00bb<\/em> (se trata de un mono con nariz de payaso y camiseta de los Lakers).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:justify;\">Se juicea todo lo juiceable. El acusado es condenado a llevar de por vida la cara de David Broncano. Se levanta la sesi\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<div class=\"text_exposed_show\">\n<p style=\"text-align:justify;\">El guardia de seguridad que custodiaba la sala termina su turno y entra en el bar de enfrente, lo primero que entra es su frente. Pide cerveza y anacardos, no en ese orden.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:justify;\">Coge el peri\u00f3dico del d\u00eda, mira la portada: \u201cSube La Factura de la Luz a La Carrasqueta a disfrutar de la nieve\u201d. El guardia va al aseo. Raya de nieve. Baja La Oscuridad y comparten la \u00faltima.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:justify;\">Llegan a casa y follan sobre los pedazos de una vajilla de la CAM que previamente ha sido destruida por un arrebato de jugador frustrado en Preferente. Terminan. Ambos comen techo. 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