Viajar en primera clase me hace sentir un don nadie. Soy el Leonardo Di Caprio de Titanic en este vuelo 8858 de Iberia. Igual de desubicado pero sin nada de estilo. Y pobre de aquella que quiera que la pinte.<\/p>\n
La amable azafata me ha ofrecido un cruas\u00e1n con jam\u00f3n y queso que he rechazado. Hab\u00eda estado picando en la sala vip y no ten\u00eda hambre. Podr\u00eda haber escrito cruas\u00e1n en franc\u00e9s pero ya me he sentido demasiado pomposo y rid\u00edculo embarcando el primero, salt\u00e1ndome toda cola previa, para luego tener que esperar 10 minutos al mini bus que te lleva al avi\u00f3n (jardineras creo que las llaman) junto al resto de pasajeros.<\/p>\n
-\u00bfY algo de beber?
\n-Agua, por favor.<\/p>\n
La opci\u00f3n de una copita de champ\u00e1n (lo mismo que con lo del cruas\u00e1n) estaba ah\u00ed pero la idea de tomarlo sin poder brindarlo con alguien le resta emoci\u00f3n. Igual que cuando met\u00ed mi \u00faltimo gol en un partido federado: mir\u00e9 al banquillo para dedic\u00e1rselo a mi mejor amigo y este estaba en la ducha. Celebraci\u00f3n desbravada.<\/p>\n
El piloto avisa que \u201clanding is imminent\u201d y segundos despu\u00e9s aterriza con bastante suavidad. Estoy deseando llegar al metro y volver a sentir que en ese lugar s\u00ed pinto algo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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