{"id":183,"date":"2020-05-07T11:52:23","date_gmt":"2020-05-07T09:52:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/victormartineznavarro.wordpress.com\/?p=183"},"modified":"2020-05-07T11:52:23","modified_gmt":"2020-05-07T09:52:23","slug":"subes-o-bajas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/victormartineznavarro.es\/?p=183","title":{"rendered":"\u00bfSubes o bajas?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align:justify;\"><span class=\"s1\">Cada d\u00eda me levanto sin saber qu\u00e9 versi\u00f3n de m\u00ed mismo tocar\u00e1 hoy. Me gusta dejarlo al azar, as\u00ed ning\u00fan d\u00eda es como el anterior. Hoy por ejemplo me he despertado pregunt\u00e1ndome c\u00f3mo ser\u00e1n las conversaciones de ascensor cuando todo esto acabe. \u00bfSeremos m\u00e1s interesantes? \u00bfM\u00e1s espont\u00e1neos? \u00bfSeguiremos hablando del tiempo? A m\u00ed me gustar\u00eda que el ascensor se convirtiese en nuestro momento de sinceridad del d\u00eda. Un espacio en el que no juzgar ni ser juzgado. Da igual si compartimos viaje con un conocido o desconocido. Que la persona que lo necesite rompa el hielo con alguna afirmaci\u00f3n sorprendente. \u201cHoy he tenido ganas de matar a mi jefe\u201d. \u201cMi novio no me masturba como yo quiero\u201d. \u201cCuando ten\u00eda quince a\u00f1os robaba chuches en una tienda de mi barrio\u201d. Cualquier confesi\u00f3n valdr\u00eda. El objetivo \u00fanicamente ser\u00eda liberarnos. Sacarnos un peso de encima para que, al llegar a nuestra planta destino, nuestra vida sea algo m\u00e1s liviana.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align:justify;\"><span class=\"s1\">Creo que hab\u00eda que proponerlo como ley. Una confesi\u00f3n por cada n\u00famero de pisos que subas o bajes. Se podr\u00eda aplicar tambi\u00e9n a los, cada vez m\u00e1s extintos, peajes. Un pago justo por un desplazamiento m\u00e1s c\u00f3modo y que adem\u00e1s es bueno para tu salud mental. Imagina un mundo con menos tensi\u00f3n. Sin personas que viven como si tuvieran un palo metido por el culo cada segundo de su vida. Habr\u00edan m\u00e1s sonrisas, m\u00e1s abrazos, m\u00e1s sinceridad y empat\u00eda. Menos yo y m\u00e1s nosotros. Igual hasta nos carg\u00e1bamos la profesi\u00f3n de psic\u00f3logo. Nota mental: pensar un plan B para ese sector, pobrecicos.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">A m\u00ed me mola la idea, bienvenida cualquier persona que quiera sumarse. Y para los amantes de lo cl\u00e1sico, un sketch t\u00edpico de ascensor como cierre:<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">-Puuuuuueeeeeees, nada. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">-Parece que ya van alargando los d\u00edas. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">-Est\u00e1 refrescando tambi\u00e9n. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">-S\u00ed. Han dicho en el tiempo que la semana que viene a\u00fan bajan m\u00e1s las temperaturas. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">-Si es que no hemos tenido invierno. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">-Total, para lo que vamos a salir. JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">-S\u00ed, jeje\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">(Silencio inc\u00f3modo)<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">-Bueno, yo me bajo aqu\u00ed. Hasta luego. <\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">-Venga, hasta luego.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cada d\u00eda me levanto sin saber qu\u00e9 versi\u00f3n de m\u00ed mismo tocar\u00e1 hoy. 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