{"id":191,"date":"2020-08-25T12:47:47","date_gmt":"2020-08-25T10:47:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/victormartineznavarro.wordpress.com\/?p=191"},"modified":"2020-08-25T12:47:47","modified_gmt":"2020-08-25T10:47:47","slug":"el-graciosillo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/victormartineznavarro.es\/?p=191","title":{"rendered":"El graciosillo"},"content":{"rendered":"

En la s\u00e9ptima planta del edificio de enfrente de mi casa vive un grupo de chicas. Sobre ellas, en el octavo y \u00faltimo piso, un grupo de chicos. Durante los d\u00edas de cuarentena estuve observ\u00e1ndoles en el rato que duraban los aplausos. De vez en cuando se miraban. Poco m\u00e1s. Un d\u00eda, por fin, intercambiaron palabras. No s\u00e9 si se conoc\u00edan de antes pero de cara a esta historia vamos a dar por hecho que no. Tampoco s\u00e9 qu\u00e9 se dir\u00edan. Una de ellas, reci\u00e9n salida de la ducha a\u00fan con el pelo envuelto en una toalla, miraba hacia arriba ri\u00e9ndose. El pelo pod\u00eda esperar, los aplausos no. <\/span><\/p>\n

El encuentro fue corto. En lo que tard\u00e9 en sacar el m\u00f3vil para escribir esto y volver a mirar por la ventana ellas ya no estaban. Por el contrario, all\u00ed segu\u00edan ellos. Como si de una escena de discoteca se tratase. Reci\u00e9n dados de alta en el club de los t\u00edos ignorados de fiesta. Llegados a ese punto solo cabe re\u00edrse, culpar al graciosillo que las habr\u00e1 espantado y brindar todos juntos por un futuro mejor y menos rid\u00edculo.<\/span><\/p>\n

Uno de ellos ten\u00eda una c\u00e1mara. Inmortalizaba el momento en el que un convoy de ambulancias recorr\u00eda la avenida haciendo sonar sus sirenas. Es curioso como cuando escribo la palabra sonar el m\u00f3vil me la cambia por so\u00f1ar. Supongo que ser\u00e1 porque cada sirena nos hac\u00eda recordar a quienes luchaban, y luchan, sin descanso para que esto acabe lo antes posible, un sue\u00f1o compartido en todo el planeta.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00bfY eso que est\u00e1is en casa, chicas? \u00bfNo ten\u00e9is plan? jajajaja\u00bb. Seguro que esa fue la frase con la que el graciosillo las espant\u00f3.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

En la s\u00e9ptima planta del edificio de enfrente de mi casa vive un grupo de chicas. 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