{"id":195,"date":"2020-08-12T12:04:43","date_gmt":"2020-08-12T10:04:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/victormartineznavarro.wordpress.com\/?p=195"},"modified":"2020-08-12T12:04:43","modified_gmt":"2020-08-12T10:04:43","slug":"ideas-sueltas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/victormartineznavarro.es\/?p=195","title":{"rendered":"Ideas sueltas"},"content":{"rendered":"

1.<\/strong> #YoMeQuedoEnTuCasa: Una iniciativa que consiste en colarte en la casa de quien te d\u00e9 la gana y convivir juntos hasta que acabe la cuarentena. Una vez que entras nadie te puede echar. Primero porque la ley te obliga a no salir de casa. Y segundo porque la iniciativa tiene su propio hashtag, a ver qui\u00e9n es el guapo o guapa que se atreve a cuestionar un hashtag.<\/span><\/p>\n

2.<\/strong> Un mundo, pongamos el a\u00f1o 2035, en el que est\u00e1 prohibido hablar en p\u00fablico de la pandemia. Las personas se refieren a ella con eufemismos. \u00abAquellos d\u00edas\u00bb, \u00abel suceso\u00bb, \u00ablo que no debe ser nombrado\u00bb.<\/span><\/p>\n

Los gobiernos la cargaron. El 50% de la poblaci\u00f3n mundial no sobrevivi\u00f3 y ahora no se puede hablar de ello. Fin.<\/span><\/p>\n

3.<\/strong> Duda: si para el ofrecimiento carnal los t\u00edos tenemos la fotopolla, las t\u00edas tienen la fotoescote y los t\u00edos gays tienen la fotoculo, \u00bfqu\u00e9 tienen las personas asexuales? Osea, \u00bfuna persona asexual qu\u00e9 le env\u00eda a otra asexual para expresar su asexualidad?<\/span><\/p>\n

4.<\/strong> Lista compra<\/span><\/p>\n

Mandarina <\/span><\/p>\n

Bacon <\/span><\/p>\n

Espinaca <\/span><\/p>\n

Huevos <\/span><\/p>\n

Fideos<\/span><\/p>\n

Bolsa basura<\/span><\/p>\n

Pasta dientes<\/span><\/p>\n

5.<\/strong> \u00bfPor qu\u00e9 se dice \u00abmi mujer\u00bb pero se dice \u00abmi marido\u00bb en lugar de \u00abmi hombre\u00bb?<\/span><\/p>\n

6.<\/strong> Tengo la sensaci\u00f3n de que vivo en un eterno \u00bfpor qu\u00e9 no se me ha ocurrido a m\u00ed?<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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