{"id":28,"date":"2017-02-03T21:05:37","date_gmt":"2017-02-03T20:05:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/victormartineznavarro.wordpress.com\/?p=28"},"modified":"2017-02-03T21:05:37","modified_gmt":"2017-02-03T20:05:37","slug":"el-ultimo-pescador","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/victormartineznavarro.es\/?p=28","title":{"rendered":"El \u00faltimo pescador"},"content":{"rendered":"

Buenas tardes, caballero. Que, \u00bfc\u00f3mo se le est\u00e1 dando? Perm\u00edtame que me dirija a usted justo de ese modo, de usted. Y no por su edad, que tambi\u00e9n. \u00bfCu\u00e1ntos tiene? Es igual, no es de mi incumbencia. A lo que iba, si le hablo de usted es porque se ha ganado mi respeto. Por supuesto no le conozco de nada, pero hay algo en usted que le define. Me encantar\u00eda decir que es su forma de lanzar la ca\u00f1a pero cuando he llegado, usted ya lo hab\u00eda hecho. No en sentido amoroso, sino en literal. \u00bfSe dice as\u00ed? \u00bfLanzar la ca\u00f1a? Poco se sobre la pesca, tanto en figurado como en literal.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Como le dec\u00eda, no ha pasado desapercibido para mi un detalle. Si no me fallan las cuentas (mirada disimulada al m\u00f3vil) ahora mismo estaremos a dos grados. Seamos claros, hace un fr\u00edo de co…mo le comentaba, lo he visto todo. Desconozco c\u00f3mo se le ha ocurrido semejante locura. \u00bfEn qu\u00e9 estaba pensando?<\/p>\n

La temperatura bajando m\u00e1s r\u00e1pidamente que la cantidad de personas que a\u00fan usa el \u00abusted\u00bb, nada m\u00e1s encima que un antiguo jersey de lana fina, \u00bfy no se le ocurre otra cosa que prestarle su chaqueta a su mujer?<\/p>\n

Igual que el Se\u00f1or Prats, perm\u00edtame que insista. Es usted todo un caballero y hablarle en este tono es una miseria en comparaci\u00f3n con todo lo que merece.<\/p>\n

\u00a1Oh, ha picado uno!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Buenas tardes, caballero. Que, \u00bfc\u00f3mo se le est\u00e1 dando? 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