{"id":55,"date":"2017-02-16T19:53:14","date_gmt":"2017-02-16T18:53:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/victormartineznavarro.wordpress.com\/?p=55"},"modified":"2017-02-16T19:53:14","modified_gmt":"2017-02-16T18:53:14","slug":"caperucita-roja-2-0","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/victormartineznavarro.es\/?p=55","title":{"rendered":"Caperucita Roja 2.0."},"content":{"rendered":"

Un d\u00eda la mam\u00e1 de Caperucita le pidi\u00f3 que fuese a casa de su abuelita, ten\u00eda que llevarle los botes de suplementos alimenticios que hab\u00eda pedido en una web china. 2 kilos de prote\u00ednas, tres kilos de barritas de hidratos, medio de creatina y un kilo de amino\u00e1cidos. Caperucita, que era una clienta habitual del McFit, el gimnasio lowcost de moda, ten\u00eda un f\u00edsico portentoso as\u00ed que no le supon\u00eda ning\u00fan esfuerzo llevar tanto peso. La \u00fanica pega es que el d\u00eda anterior hab\u00eda hecho\u00a0pecho y b\u00edceps y a\u00fan se encontraba algo congestionada. Como ese d\u00eda era d\u00eda de piernas decidi\u00f3 ir andando para no perder volumen. <\/span><\/p>\n

A mitad de camino se encontr\u00f3 con El Lobo. Le hab\u00edan advertido que llevase cuidado con \u00e9l. Era un tipo muy fuerte, de aspecto temible, y las malas lenguas dec\u00edan que se pinchaba para estar as\u00ed. A pesar de ello, Caperucita le cont\u00f3 hacia donde se dirig\u00eda. El Lobo le indic\u00f3 que el camino m\u00e1s r\u00e1pido y seguro era el que ten\u00eda a su derecha pero Caperucita decidi\u00f3 ir por la izquierda para as\u00ed trabajar mejor sus cuadriceps. El Lobo, se march\u00f3 por la derecha.<\/span><\/p>\n

Caperucita lleg\u00f3 a casa de su abuela y encontr\u00f3 la puerta abierta. \u201cLa yaya\u00a0chochea con tanto batido\u201d pens\u00f3. Entr\u00f3 y vio a la abuelita en el sal\u00f3n tumbada en su banco de pesas.<\/span><\/p>\n

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-Abuelita, qu\u00e9 b\u00edceps m\u00e1s grandes tienes<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

-Le estoy tirando que flipas a las mancuernas.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

-Abuelita, qu\u00e9 dorsales m\u00e1s bien definidos<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

-La clave es una buena t\u00e9cnica al hacer el remo<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

-Abuelita, qu\u00e9 piernas m\u00e1s delgadas tienes.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

-Pff\u2026tonter\u00edas. Mira qu\u00e9 abdominales.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

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En ese momento, la polic\u00eda irrumpi\u00f3 en casa de la abuelita dando voces. Pusieron a ambas contra el suelo, les colocaron los grilletes y las llevaron a comisar\u00eda. Al tiempo se supo que toda la familia estaba involucrada en una trama de dopaje. Eran traficantes.<\/p>\n

De El Lobo nunca m\u00e1s volvi\u00f3 a saberse nada.<\/p>\n

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FIN<\/p>\n

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Un d\u00eda la mam\u00e1 de Caperucita le pidi\u00f3 que fuese a casa de su abuelita, ten\u00eda que llevarle los botes 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